Merry Christmas From A Child Of The 80’s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY8yPJVogUs&feature=user

40 Years Ago Today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yheo2AgNywU

I Fought The Law And The Law Won

You have the right to remain naked

Former Brazos County juvenile probation officer Sarah Celeste Farmer, 29, admitted to having a sexual relationship with a teen. According to court documents, Farmer had sex with the teen at his parent’s house earlier this year.

Prior to working with Brazos County, Farmer spent a year working as a recreational assistant at College Station’s EXIT Teen Center, described on its Web site as “a safe place that offers supervised recreation and after-school education” for youths.

Author note: I should have started my delinquency at a younger age so I could have received some of that “supervised recreation.”

It’s Relative And Meaningless

The Internet is filled with crap. I’m just here to shovel some of it to you.

1.  Please have a heart and donate your slightly used 1968 pennies to this fine gentleman. Great scam if you can get it, I guess.

http://www.1968pennies.com/

2. Is it art or crap? Since the “Dogs playing poker” is absent, I’m saying it’s all crap.

http://www.modestypanel.com/artorcrap/#

3. Banana faces?

http://www.bareknuckles.org/bananafaces/index.html

4. Bee dogs. Why would you humiliate your pet in this way?

http://beedogs.com/index.htm

5. Someone is paying a hosting company for the site below:

http://www.blanksite.com/

6. At least he’s not flinging feces.

http://www.notdoppler.com/bloons.php

7. Make your voice heard in the age-old debate of which came first

http://chicken-egg.redirectme.net/

8. Coat hangers in your nose and lots of fun facts you really shouldn’t care about.

http://www.baraskit.se/random/competition/coat_hangers.html

9. Nah… This isn’t racist at all.

http://www.gourmetshuttle.com/ComboNo5.htm

10. I do this every day at work so I don’t need help in the form of a game. Working at home does has its perks.

http://www.sticky.tv/game/cyrkam_airtos/

11. Contrary to popular belief, if you dug a hole and kept digging you probably would not end up in China.

http://www.digholes.com/

12. The saying goes something like “Every time a door closes, God opens a window”… or a checking account… or something. On this site, God has nothing to do with it.

http://www.biglongnow.com/

13. I know someone that has physics playing cards. They would like this.

http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html

14. Because I am a child of the 70s, I offer a look at my life growing up. Nothing can beat the feel of two inch thick green shag carpet between your toes.

http://www.omodern.com/Eurobad/euro.html

15. A final one for Steph.

http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/

6 And Counting

Summertime

Nothing cools you down better than icey frog on a stick.

Sweet Ride Part 2

It’s a chick magnet… A geeky chick magnet

Fashion Week For The Clueless

I never got the whole idea behind fashion. Face it, I’m a guy. And while I prefer to be presentable, I don’t go out of my way to be a trendsetter with the clothing I wear. I think it’s better that way. I’ve also never understood the fascination with shopping. When I shop I want to get in and get out. My last girlfriend also said that I have the same approach to love making, but that’s a story for another time… Anyway, shopping for clothes. I know what I want to buy before I go into a store. If I’m looking for a pair of jeans I head straight for the jeans section and pull two or three pair. I try them on in under 5 minutes and if they fit I head right to the checkout counter. Women are wired differently in that respect since I can’t figure out the desire to be in one store for three hours. There’s also no need for me to compare designs or fabric, unlike women with their strange need to try on everything in the store and ask their shopping friends how it looks on them.

So I’m glad I’m a guy, and also glad I’ll never purchase anything from the links below.

1. Buy yourself some Hippie Skivies. By the way, the two models shown on the page are the farthest removed from being hippies out of anyone I have ever seen. Show me a couple of hairy, disheveled, scruffy people wearing your product after 3 months of not taking a bath and I’ll believe in your advertising. One question: Do hippies even wear underwear?

http://www.hippieskivvies.com/

2. The best way to show everyone you are a hipster… or a complete moron… is do-it-yourself shoe design.

http://www.zoltron.com/shoeseum/

3. Finally, forget making your own shoes!!! Have some made for you… Like a pair of KISS boots, Star Wars boots, or God help you people if you do… Batman boots.

http://www.motorcowboy.com/

If you order today, for only $30.00, I’ll send you a replica of Jimmy Buffet’s soiled flip-flops.

With Thanks And Appreciation

Where Does The Time Go?

Been busy. Been lazy. Been not caring about this place. Usual excuses, and none of them very good. But links are always good.

1. I’d rather go naked than wear fur? Hardly! But how about going naked when wearing clothes? Probably not safe for work.

http://themightysven.carbonmade.com/projects/37941#1

2. Website destruction. Dog crap, plagues from God, etc. I suggests using the Huffington Post as the target.

http://www.netdisaster.com/

3. Misheard lyrics. Examples from the site include:

Robert Palmer’s Addicted to Love.
The real lyrics were:
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love.

But I misheard them as:
Might as well face it, you’re a dick with a glove.

or:

Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb
The real lyrics were:
My hands felt just like two balloons.

But I misheard them as:
My head smelled just like tuba lube.

Hours of enjoyment for the entire family… Or just another way to make fun of people.

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

And with that, I’m too lazy to post anything else.