I Fought The Law And The Law Won

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Former Brazos County juvenile probation officer Sarah Celeste Farmer, 29, admitted to having a sexual relationship with a teen. According to court documents, Farmer had sex with the teen at his parent’s house earlier this year.

Prior to working with Brazos County, Farmer spent a year working as a recreational assistant at College Station’s EXIT Teen Center, described on its Web site as “a safe place that offers supervised recreation and after-school education” for youths.

Author note: I should have started my delinquency at a younger age so I could have received some of that “supervised recreation.”