Cheeky Monkeys

February 16, 2006

The only reason I’m using the title above is to show what a bunch of horny buggers I have wandering through here. At the bottom of this page is my stat counter. It tells me who has stopped by the page, who referred them, or what they were looking for based on search engines. Pretty cool actually.

Here’s a breakdown of what people are looking for via search engines:

Debra Lafavre

Monday, 13th:

Tuesday, 14th:”>

Angela Comer

Thursday, 15th:

The guy searching above is from Hanoi, Vietnam. Either he’s an American, or Angela has a much wider fan base than I originally thought possible.

Julie Hyman (Mmmmmm, sweet, beautiful Julie)

Monday, 13th:

The most searched for items on this site since starting in July are:

1. Comer: 4.74%: She ran off with her student to Mexico.
2. Angela: 4.74%: Same as above. Comer is Angela’s last name.
3. Lafavre: 3.41%: Just Google her.
4. Debra: 3.41%: Lafavre’s first name.
5. Julie: 2.22%: As in Julia Hyman from Bloomberg news.
6. Hyman: 2.22%: I assume this is for Julie above, but I could be wrong.
7. Striptease: 1.19%: From the Canadian dorm stripper.
The following are associated with #7 and each run from 1.19% to 0.99%: from, ontario, western, university, Canada

Needless to say, few people stop by for my in depth analysis of Cheney and his shotgun shells. I honestly don’t know whether to look upon these stats with pride, or fear, that there are so many other perves online.

Next post: How to search for porn using proxies so no one knows what sites you visit… Or something like that.


One Response to “Cheeky Monkeys”

  1. i get visitors on my site (and quite a lot of them) who are looking for “horse fuckers”….

    i’m pretty sure i’ve never fornicated with a horse… maybe a “stallion”, but not a horse.

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