The Shareef Don’t Like It. Link The Casbah… Link The Casbah

April 10, 2006

1. A mother’s love is to be admired and cherished above all other relationships. A mother’s stupidity when trying to do a good thing for her children is to be forgiven. Doing both at the same time should be shown to the world.

Tattoo You

2. “Pop” astrology? I was hoping for a Beatles song, but ended up with The Strawberry Alarm Clock’s Incense And Peppermints.

At least it wasn’t a Helen Reddy song

3. He’s so GAY, he’s so GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! In the annals of gayness, there is nothing more gay. Take the 80’s group Trio with their Da Da Da song, add a touch of Mike Myers as Dieter from Sprockets, and you have this. Just play the video and you’ll see what I mean.

“Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance.”

He could burn you with his knee

4. Spock’s Beard? No. Just creepy old men. Is that Dom DeLuise on the front page?

Live long and prosper, Herr Schneider


5. I need my foil hat now please.

This person has:

A. Too much free time.

B. A need for serious counseling.

C. Several dozen restraining orders in place.

D. All of the above.

May the farce be with you

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