The 12 Links Of Christmas Part 1

December 5, 2006

Over the next few weeks it’s all about Christmas and Christmas links at Casa Cashews. The first entry is a wonderful and heart warming rendition of “Jingle Bells” from Islamic Rage Boy at The Nose On Your Face. (See website link on the right)

Infidels rejoice. Follow along as I.R.B. shares the joy of Christmas in his own jihad way.

You owe it to yourself to listen to the original song which can be found HERE

 To the tune of Jingle Bells:

Lurking in the dark

of Sadr City’s slums

Planning my attack,

dodging Arab thugs

Bombs on waistlines make,

a splendid glorious sight By Muhammad’s beard I hope for 72 virgins tonight.Oh, infidels, infidels

In the Holy Land!

Oh what joy it brings to cut

Off an ear nose head or hand!

(Repeat)

A fortnight or two ago, I was praying on my rug

When Hasim bin Farook gave my arm a tug

A Humvee he did spot, upon it’s nightly rounds

So we launched an RPG to see if it was armored down.

Oh, infidels, infidels

In the Holy Land!

Oh what joy it brings to cut

Off an ear nose head or hand!

(Repeat)

A day or two ago, wife six tripped out the door

Her ankle came exposed, I cursed her for a whore

To avoid Allah’s wrath, I flogged her brutally

Hey I don’t make the rules I merely call it as I see!

Oh, infidels, infidels

In the Holy Land!

Oh what joy it brings to cut

Off an ear nose head or hand!

(Repeat)

With thanks and sincere appreciation to The Nose On Your Face for this great parody.

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