The 12 Links Of Christmas Part 8

December 16, 2006

Is it wrong to have impure thoughts about the woman in this Christmas video? Something about the librarian look…

Anyway, there’s a point in your life as a rock star where you need to hang up the amp because you just look foolish doing the same shtick you did 20 years ago. Not that these guys didn’t always look foolish, but when your leather pants allow the bulge from your gut to overtake the bulge in your pants, it’s time to release a greatest hits album and fade away.

But it’s the Christmas season, so some things can be overlooked. Like the site says, wait a couple of minutes into the video… It does get better… or worse… depending on your mental state.

View it here:

Have a Twisted Christmas courtesy of Dee and the boys

Get the CD at Amazon, and let your family know you are a sick individual with no redeeming values.

Other songs from their new Christmas CD include:

Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
White Christmas
I’ll Be Home For Christmas
Silver Bells
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow
Deck The Halls
The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)

And this rendition of The 12 Days of Christmas:

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
12 Silver crosses
11 Black mascaras
10 Pairs of platforms
9 Tattered t-shirts
8 Pentagrams
7 Leather jackets
6 Cans of hairspray
5 Skull earrings
4 Quarts of Jack
3 Studded belts
2 Pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy!

May baby Jesus forgive them.


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